Hi my name is lizzy and im 13 I like to read and write fanfiction I enjoy watching achievement hunter and the creatures their awesome
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sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

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achievement-city-bitch:

BUT I’M SERIOUSLY JUST SO HAPPY WHEN NEPTUNE AND SUN WALK INTO THE CAFETERIA BECAUSE SUN IS LIKEimage

OH BOY MY FRIENDS, THEY’RE SO COOL, OH WHAT…a FoOd FiGhT! SWEET OH MAN LOOK AT ALL THIS NEAT TRICKS THEY ARE DOING! ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET NEPTUNE

while Neptune is like

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I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT

naturalscorpiosub:

itsalongwayup:

captainshaythegreat:

prettylittlesouthernbeauty:

spazzifyouwantto:

thisstoryuntold:

LOL brilliant 
he straight up just WALKED through that shit
this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.

The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.

Smooth criminal

naturalscorpiosub:

itsalongwayup:

captainshaythegreat:

prettylittlesouthernbeauty:

spazzifyouwantto:

thisstoryuntold:

LOL brilliant 

he straight up just WALKED through that shit

this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.

The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.

Smooth criminal

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lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did